Total Medals Earned: 635 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,300 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Survive wave 3
Survive wave 5
Beat the Boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/19 (35/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn to hookshot
Learn how to use the map.
Collect a tape.
Learn to glide.
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/500 points)
Collect all herbs
Kill all infected rats
Find sample of virus
Answer on all questions
Complete all "dress up" challenges
Buy everything in the shop
Destroy evil plant
If you like Claire more than Jill
Find all money on stages
Heal yourself
Complete all challenges
Medals Earned: 7/20 (165/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Save 3 survivors
Find 1 secret area
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Complete all chapters
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Medals Earned: 29/44 (270/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/170 points)
Complete the first level
Jump over 10 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 9 levels
Jump over 25 rats in Rat Jump
Complete 18 levels
Complete the game
Jump over 50 rats in Rat Jump
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)
Create and Save a Fighter
Win 10 matches in Arcade Mode
Complete the Prelude Story Mode
Stay Undefeated for 10 matches in Arcade Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/135 points)
Beat a level without using all of the required folds.
Get a total score of 1700.
Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
